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I don’t know why, but band guy dick just tastes so much better.

Tags: submission
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math class

bandguys= guys who are in bands

guys= horny, narcissistic, disrespectful, douchebags

therefore…

bandguys= horny, narcissistic, disrespectful, douchebags who are in bands

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first rule of being a tour whore

DON’T FUCKING BE A FANGIRL

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(Source: h-e-r-o-i-n, via parytbug)

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therecklessandthebutthurt asked: I love this blog so much. omg I wish you would update more.

just for you bby ;)

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Anonymous asked: -from a band guy- the girls who come fashionably dressed, have hair that is one natural color and just casually watch the bands are the most wanted by band bros. You just have to be attractive in the first place as every guy at a show immediately sorts out the hot ones which we pay attention to all night and everyone else can fuck off. If you are a girl still stuck in the scene stages your fucked, kill yourself if you think anyone thats not 14 is coming after you. Wait around, talk afterwards.

This maybe has one good point (most guys like natural looking girls so just be yourself), but was obviously submitted by someone ignorant and rude. Don’t kill yourself. 

Also, shows are a way for bands to interact with their fans, not a place for girls to try to sell themselves. So anon, you can go ahead and fuck off now.

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Anonymous asked: what kind of bands are we talking about here? like who are your favorite bands?

Pretty much talking about any band with members in it…
If bandguys are hitting on you or texting you, this blog has tips on how to not fall for the bullshit and use it to your advantage. 

and my favorite bands? How is that at all relevant? 

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What all girls aspire to be… WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!

What all girls aspire to be… WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!

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You might be a tour whore if…

tourwhoretips:

  • you go to shows just to see the guys in the bands
  • you see a guy and think he’s ugly, then find out he’s in a band and you think he’s sooo hot
  • you get mommy or daddy to buy you a nice camera so you can call yourself a photog and get photo-passes to shows just to hang out with bands
  • you have hooked up with a band guy
  • you constantly brag about what band guys you’re “friends” with
  • you get confused for a prostitute with the way you dress for shows
  • you only go to shows that “important people” will be at
  • if you’ve ever said: “but you know who I am!” in attempt to get backstage
  • you bring alcohol or drugs in order to convince band guys to hang out with you
  • you’ve been on isanyoneup.com

(via bbybecca)

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Anonymous asked: Brian Dales.

it’s his fault